Aries: surprisingly, they won’t fuck with you until you really mess up and then THEY THROW THE FUCK DOWN. You will be in a hospital and your face will look different when they r done w u
Taurus: super chill but you know what they say, u mess w the bull u get the horns. They r very shove-y and r not above head-butting to get the upper hand. Secretly kinda scrappy.
Gemini: talks shit but avoid fighting actually like w fists. They don’t like actually fighting. It makes them uncomfortable. They would rather call u a shit head and move on w life.
Cancer: challenges you, gets mad when they don’t win and brings up something else they r good at and will avoid eye contact and talking to u, will probably have a fall out so they really never have to talk to u again.
Leo: won’t stop until they win. Losing will tarnish their meticulously curated reputation. They will win or die trying. Prone to walking thru other people fighting, completely oblivious. Antagonizes until someone else throws the first punch.
Virgo: avoids fights. Likes to mediate and get in the middle of two people fighting(danGER MUCH????) known to snap for no reason and rage throw some fine China and scream, kinda scary but they calm quickly.
Libra: does NOT fight. Day dreams about it. Frequently. If they actually tell someone they will fuck them up, those people mind themselves. Gets in middle of fights like Virgo but usually they don’t mean to.
Scorpio: they probably bring a knife to a fist fight. Don’t mess.
Sagittarius: fights for fun or no real reason. Rarely fights for self defense, instead preferring to talk the situation out.
Capricorn: level headed discussion as a chance to forgive and save yourself before u end up eating dirt. Looks like they can do a lot more than they actually will do.
Aquarius: definitely knows karate but it will literally never come to that because they avoid conflict and when someone says they know karate ur just like ????????
Pisces: if they r mad enough to physically fight u, it’s going DOWN. Yells obscenities as they angry-cry and throw hands. Or they just do one really hard hit and end it before it begins, or put the person in a headlock until they calm down.
Like Leo, they will walk thru fights unaware.