*based off of my friends*
aries: has tantrums at the blink of an eye. will angrily wish for you to die then start cracking jokes minutes later. ALWAYS HYPER as hell and doesn’t make sense 99% of the time. hard to tame.
taurus: honestly hasn’t combed or brushed their hair in over a month. eats anything and EVERYTHING. “i give no fucks” attitude. compulsive liar.
gemini: probably the biggest fuckboy i know. has dated a girl, then her best friends, then her relatives. ALWAYS lost in class. class clown but doesn’t try to be. second guesses themselves always.
cancer: youngest. innocent af. extremely strict parents. ALWAYS falls for fuckboys. sweet af until u mess with their friends. always there for you.
leo: FLIRTIEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET (but they don’t realize it most of the time). perfect looks. funny af without trying to be. friends with EVERYONE. cocky af.
virgo: does the notes then rewrites them 1526272 times. NEVER has had late homework. never wants to be wrong. stubborn. dark humor.
libra: friends with everyone NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE. huge flirt. forgiving. has the largest variety of friend groups. secretly really cocky.
scorpio: extremely jealous gf. brings up their significant other every 5 minutes. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE. popular but doesn’t actually like anybody. looks perfect 25/8.
sagittarius: as blunt as can be. goofy but doesn’t try to be. BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS. very random humor & probably the funniest sign. loud. always wants to play truth or dare.
capricorn: DEFINITION OF INTROVERT. opinionated. weird humor but still funny. always seems high because of the odd things that come out of their mouths.
aquarius: always wants to fight everyone. full of anger at the world. JUDGMENTAL af. indecisive. sarcastic af.
pisces: biggest imagination. asks the most stupid questions ever. NAIVE. tries to find the good in people no matter what they’ve done.