Category: astrology fun facts

Signs at their shattered stage

Aries: “I’m done”

Taurus: “I’m hurt”

Gemini: “I’m tired”

Cancer: “I’m sorry”

Leo: “I’m leaving”

Virgo: “I’m confused”

Libra: “I’m gone”

Scorpio: “I’m scared”

Sagittarius: “I’m lost”

Capricorn: “I’m trying”

Aquarius: “I’m useless”

Pisces: “I’m hopeless”

source: wohenpiaoliang

When Life Gives You Lemons

Make Lemonade: Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer

Squeeze them in people’s eyes: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo

Make orange juice and make everyone wonder how you did it: Taurus, Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra

“Listen bitches, life doesn’t even give you lemons. It gives you shit!: Virgo

source: cancersquad

Advice For The Signs

LIBRA: Occasionally you have to fake it until you make it. I know that this is a cliche you’ve heard many times before, but have you ever actually tried it? Cliches don’t become ‘cliche’ unless a lot of people believe in what they’re implying. Feel free to test this, even if it’s just for a day or two. Pretend that you’re in the right career, pretend that you haven’t been sad at all for the last few weeks, pretend that you’re powerful and comfortable and know exactly who you are. Sometimes a little confidence, even if it begins as a front, is the final piece to the puzzle.

SCORPIO: You’ve had chains wrapped around your ankles for so long now that you hardly ever notice their weight anymore. Don’t get me wrong, it’s wonderful that you’ve found a way to cope with the things that try to drag you down. But it seems like you’ve become so complacent in this state of being that you’ve given up on escape. Like you’re an audience member to your own existence. But you aren’t, even though life comes at you so viciously sometimes. You are in charge of your body, and in charge of what you do with it. Now use it.

SAGITTARIUS: There’s always something about the early days of autumn that make you feel as though anything is possible, and this year you should take advantage of that. Now is not the time to play it safe or rein in your grand ideas: now is the time to give them life. You’ve become an expert at putting things on hold for circumstances that are outside of your control and putting an end to that is overdue. The world isn’t always going to give you a green light to move on, sometimes you have to build it yourself. Sometimes you just have to go for it.

CAPRICORN: The world is already cruel enough without adding your own self-doubt into the mix. I think it’s time that you start being kinder to yourself. You’ve been through so much, after all; nobody is expecting you to be perfect or be immune to making mistakes. Take some time to reward yourself for the positive things you’ve accomplished. Buy that coffee, watch that movie, put your feet up and relax. You are so good at making the people around you feel content, apply that talent to your own life.

AQUARIUS: There’s been so much in front of you lately, both positive and negative, that you’ve been letting everything behind you fade into the background. And while moving forward is necessary in order to survive, the things you’ve already experienced are learned lessons that you shouldn’t forget so easily. Do you remember the last thing you cried over? Do you remember why it made you so sad? Now, put that feeling in a bubble and don’t let yourself make the same choices that led you to that feeling. Your past matters, but it will never own you. There’s a difference.

PISCES: Life can be pretty overwhelming sometimes, can’t it? You aren’t overreacting if lately you’ve felt as though the planet has been taking a toll on you. Just remember, it’s good that you’re busy and that you’re involved with what’s going on around you. There was a time when a past version of yourself wouldn’t have dared to lay their heart out as boldly as you do now, and your progress is cause for celebration. Take everything one day at a time, if it’s getting to be too much. Breathe. Take breaks when needed. Persevere.

ARIES: Everything in your life feels like a big quilt of sorts, every event and person and memory connected to another by a few threads and some time. Lately you’ve found yourself wondering about what the significance of all of that is. But maybe the meaning isn’t within the connections themselves, but in the person that’s tied them all together. You have created a vast network of friends and feelings and you’ve brought positivity and good vibes to every link in this chain of relationships. These interconnected moments all call your heart home. Embrace their warmth.

TAURUS: So, you’re still attached to a lot of things that you thought you’d be disconnected from by now. There are still regrets and past lovers and half finished letters stuffed underneath your mattress and you’ve accepted that this is how it is. You’ve grown resigned to the fact that some things are impossible to move on from. But I’m here to tell you that nothing can keep you in its grasp unless part of you is letting it. If you own a pair of scissors, why aren’t you using them to cut the strings that are tied around you? What possible reason is there to keep suffering?

GEMINI: It’s easy to look in a mirror and point out the parts of yourself that make building relationships difficult. You find yourself constantly having to relearn how to touch people without hurting them or yourself in the process. It isn’t your fault that you’ve tried to give affection to people that are unworthy of it, it’s their fault for fooling you into thinking they deserved what you were providing. Just because this hasn’t been working out for you lately, doesn’t mean that it won’t ever. You are lovable even when nobody is loving you.

CANCER: Enjoying your accomplishments without thinking about the people that should be there celebrating with you is something that you still struggle with from time to time. It’s okay to be sad that there are certain moments you’ll never be able to share with those that would’ve understood your happiness; it isn’t fair that you’ve had to mourn so many missed opportunities. But don’t let what’s absent diminish your successes or make you feel as though you aren’t allowed to be proud of yourself. You’re thriving despite all of that negative space and it’s beautiful.

LEO: Nothing comes as a surprise to you anymore, but despite that you still find yourself stuck with unrealistic expectations at the end of the day. Either you know that you deserve better and you don’t want to admit it, or you’ve become so comfortable with being disappointed that you’re scared of being anything but. Maybe it’s a little bit of both. Maybe you know what you want and you know that you shouldn’t want it so you’re self-sabotaging any chance you’re given at obtaining happiness. I think that something inside of you knows the answers to these maybe’s. Let it out.

VIRGO: Self-preservation is an art form you’ve become incredibly dedicated to depicting. If your heart were a gallery, there’d be sculptures of brick walls lurking around every corner and self portraits donned with armor cluttering up the walls. There’s nothing wrong with putting yourself first, in fact I would encourage you to always do so. But be careful; there’s a fine line between prioritizing yourself over others and knowingly hurting others in the quest to better yourself. You have to find a balance between the two.

OCTOBER HOROSCOPES by Caitlin Conlon

source: cgcpoems

Signs with Ideal Crushes

First glance crushes: Aries, Capricorn

Short term “attracted” crushes: Gemini, Leo

Love from afar crushes:Scorpio, Pisces, Libra

“Bestie” Crushes: Taurus, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Only chats online crushes:Cancer, Virgo

source: geminiteair

The Signs As Scents

aries – scotch, ginger, gasoline

taurus – a fireplace, cinnamon, freshly baked bread

gemini – lemon zest, vanilla, sugar cookies

cancer – sea breeze, citrus, sandalwood

leo – a new car, sweet perfume, white wine

virgo – fresh linens, lavender, honey

libra – cherry blossoms, raspberries, jasmine

scorpio – roses, petrichor, red grapes

sagittarius – bonfires, evergreen, toasted marshmallows

capricorn – coffee, leather, fresh ink

aquarius – permanent markers, old books, fresh paint

pisces – chamomile, cotton, scented candles

source: kicksomezodiass

the signs as i know them

*based off of my friends*
aries: has tantrums at the blink of an eye. will angrily wish for you to die then start cracking jokes minutes later. ALWAYS HYPER as hell and doesn’t make sense 99% of the time. hard to tame.

taurus: honestly hasn’t combed or brushed their hair in over a month. eats anything and EVERYTHING. “i give no fucks” attitude. compulsive liar.

gemini: probably the biggest fuckboy i know. has dated a girl, then her best friends, then her relatives. ALWAYS lost in class. class clown but doesn’t try to be. second guesses themselves always.

cancer: youngest. innocent af. extremely strict parents. ALWAYS falls for fuckboys. sweet af until u mess with their friends. always there for you.

leo: FLIRTIEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET (but they don’t realize it most of the time). perfect looks. funny af without trying to be. friends with EVERYONE. cocky af.

virgo: does the notes then rewrites them 1526272 times. NEVER has had late homework. never wants to be wrong. stubborn. dark humor.

libra: friends with everyone NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCE. huge flirt. forgiving. has the largest variety of friend groups. secretly really cocky.

scorpio: extremely jealous gf. brings up their significant other every 5 minutes. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE. popular but doesn’t actually like anybody. looks perfect 25/8.

sagittarius: as blunt as can be. goofy but doesn’t try to be. BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS. very random humor & probably the funniest sign. loud. always wants to play truth or dare.

capricorn: DEFINITION OF INTROVERT. opinionated. weird humor but still funny. always seems high because of the odd things that come out of their mouths.

aquarius: always wants to fight everyone. full of anger at the world. JUDGMENTAL af. indecisive. sarcastic af.

pisces: biggest imagination. asks the most stupid questions ever. NAIVE. tries to find the good in people no matter what they’ve done.

source: ugh-cam

17-10-17

Aries: Silver tarnishes too quickly.

Taurus: Confer with the monster. She’s far more intelligent then you give her credit for. If you’re nice enough, she might help you out.

Gemini: Draw the curtains. Literally. It’ll be good practice for how cloth hangs and folds.

Cancer: Everyone has a quota of stupid shit they can do in a day. You’ve surpassed your quota and at least three other being’s too.

Leo: Two keys. You get one chance.

Virgo: You can’t check the tracking on your run of good luck. It’ll get here whenever it damn well pleases, but it probably got lost in transit. Let’s be honest here.

Libra: Covering yourself from head to toe in chain-mail is not going to help when the problem your facing is a social construct.

Scorpio: You know, at this point, you might as well just keep that overdue library book. It’s been 6 years. They’ve probably given it up for dead anyway.

Sagittarius: The path ahead is long and rough. It mostly goes uphill, but in a very roundabout, multiple S-curve and double-back loop way. Bring motion sickness medicine or try taping a penny in your bellybutton.

Capricorn: Nerd.

Aquarius: It makes people very uneasy, that thing you do with the knives. That’s probably why they’re hesitant to approach you. Maybe if you stop?

Pisces: You’ve got a big heart. It’s just…well hidden behind the sarcasm and spite.

ssource: buzzardspithoroscopes

Why the Zodiac signs were late

Aries:  I had to shower and I got caught up singing

Taurus:  I had to grab some food.  I’m not myself on an empty stomach!

Gemini: I had to stop by this one-day sale. Don’t give me attitude I got something for you!

Cancer:  I saw a cat crossing the highway, had to pull over.  I actually found it a forever home too!

Leo:  I was getting ready and kept changing my outfit. I wasn’t feeling the one I picked out last night.

Virgo: I’m not late. You started early.

Libra: I saw a hot chick and I started talking to her…  

Sagittarius:  Oh I forgot to push my clock forward (some BOGUS lie)

Scorpio:  I had to hook up with someone(s) and these things take time, ya know?!

Capricorn:  I had a meeting run long. Closed a huge deal.

Aquarius:  I was 3 hrs early and fell asleep in my car.

Pisces:  I never even remembered we were meeting so you’re lucky I’m even here.

source: piscesperspective

Fall , Lose, Find as Signs

Fall in love with the fire in Aries, the stubbornness of Taurus, the intelligence of Gemini and comfort of Cancer.

Lose yourself in the Leo’s spotlight and support, Virgo’s logic and stability, Libra’s romance and fairness, Scorpio’s passion and depth.

Find yourself again in Sagittarius’s thoughts and adventure, Capricorn’s ambition and predictability, Aquarius’s unpredictability and guidance, and Pisces’s sea of emotions and empathy.

*Use Sun, Rising and Venus.

source: aquariusgod

The Signs as Shit My Friends Say

aries: fuck you, i’m NOT hangry!!!

taurus: if this is about your relationship status, i’m going to need another bottle of wine

gemini: if you’re half jewish, does that mean i can be half gay?

cancer: a zebra. two zebras. dos zebros!

leo: someone save me, i’m about to get bareback fucked by this exam

virgo: i put a funnel in the cheerios thing and now it’s starting to look more like a tree!!

sagittarius: another day, another soprano screaming off-key in the practice room next to mine

libra: oh, no, he’s great, he just does a lot of coke

scorpio: i’m putting my name down as “olive ostrovsky has daddy issues”

capricorn: the gordon ramsay version of “yes daddy” is “yes chef”

aquarius: i’m passionate about two things: recycling and REVENGE
pisces: you’re a syrupy disaster!!

source: short–insomniacs