Category: capricorn

Things The Signs Are Guilty Of

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Aries: unintentionally forcing their opinions and beliefs on others

Taurus: sugar coating everything

Gemini: getting off topic often

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Getting out of bed:

Gets up as soon as alarm goes off:

LEO, VIRGO, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN

Gets up slowly:

ARIES, GEMINI, LIBRA, SAGITTARIUS

Goes back to sleep:

TAURUS, CANCER, AQUARIUS, PISCES

Horoscope. April 25, 2018

Aries: You will need to take a look at the renovations that are necessary.

Taurus: Realise that you don’t have to do everything yourself.

Gemini: Things will be hectic and family members will be erratic.

Cancer: Don’t be afraid to lay your cards on the table.

Leo: You can’t always have your own way. don’t be too eager to spend what’s left over; more unexpected expenses are evident.

Virgo: Curb your mood swings; they could result in loneliness.

Libra: Check your personal papers and make sure everything is in order.

Scorpio: Reevaluate your position and make decisions about your future goals.

Sagittarius: Sped time with youngsters today.

Capricorn: Try to male arrangements with close friends or relatives to spend a few days away.

Aquarius: Anger might lead to carelessness and minor injuries.

Pisces: You will find your vitality is lowered.

I love you or I like you?

“I will sarcastically insult you because I love you”

VIRGO – SCORPIO – CANCER – GEMINI – TAURUS – CAPRICORN

“I find it the most difficult to tell you I like you”

ARIES – SAGITTARIUS – AQUARIUS – LEO – LIBRA – PISCES

When life gives you lemons…

Sell them online:

Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius

Make a drink:

Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo

Squeeze them:

Capricorn, Aries, Libra

FREE LEMONS!:

Virgo, Gemini, Pisces

The Zodiac Signs As Feelings

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Aries: how confident you feel after making a good comeback

Taurus: laughing with someone who shares your sense of humor

Gemini: the adrenaline of performing on stage with all eyes on you

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Capricorn – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology…

Capricorn – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

The Signs as Types of Thoughts

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Aries: The thoughts you have when you make a split-second decision. Harsh and fast, never expected, and comes as a surprise not only to you but to everyone else.

Taurus: The thoughts that connect to the past, and you remember something from childhood. You remember the warm hug, the sunshine filled summer, and the embrace of a good night’s sleep.

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HER ATTITUDE IS SAVAGE, BUT HER HEART IS PURE GOLD.

Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius

The signs at the gym

Aries: checking themselves out in the mirror while liftingTaurus: watching brooklyn 99 on the elliptical 

Gemini: “spot me bro” 

Cancer: only at the gym for the restorative yoga class

Leo: dropping weights and yelling

Virgo: wearing expensive ath-leisure and texting

Libra: paying for an expensive boutique pole fitness class instead

Scorpio: inappropriately hitting on other members

Sagittarius: grunting so loud during crossfit you’re not sure if they’re ok

Capricorn: only goes when the old people are there bc it’s less intimidating

Aquarius: crying by the water fountain

Pisces: not at the gym

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