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The Signs as the School Store Four Quotes

The Zodiac Signs as Cody, Jeff, Lisa, and Violet quotes

Aries: Make peace with your God, hotdog froth, for this is the day he dies.

Taurus: Oh, don’t worry about it man. S’my fault. It’s not like I can expect a cool kid who does flips to join our table after like one conversation. I didn’t think we were tight or nothin’ so it wasn’t like you sitting elsewhere was a crushing blow to my psyche. …Buddy.

Gemini: The yelling’s inside instead of outside now.

Cancer: This pencil, it matches the yellow and pink warmth I feel within my soul this fine morning. And the inside of this desk, ‘tis a fine symbol for the dark underbelly of childhood, sticky with sorrow and chewing gum…

Leo: Still, even a power as great as Lisa’s faces an uncertain future with the Student Council President’s Twelve Black Saint Councilor-Generals moving to–

Virgo: Is that so? I’ll leave it to you, than and find a way to handle things myself if that proves insufficient.

Libra: No agenda besides friendship!

Scorpio: Information may want to be free, but then, so do most prisoners.

Sagittarius: NNNNNZIGGAZIGGA-NEW-KID!? No way! No one told us or nothin’!

Capricorn: It’s on the house! Incidentally, how much is your house worth?

Aquarius: Am I in a montage

Pisces: Oh, what? I got hit with an invisible ball! I just can’t believe this. Me, out? Of the game? I’m so upset, about sports.

Source: shininglightfireflies

Signs as my favorite quotes from John Green books

Aries: “‘Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs!’ I spent most of my afternoon trying to make sense of that quote, thinking maybe it was Margo’s way of telling me to become more of a badass or something.“ – Paper towns

Taurus: “‘Please stop,’ I said. ‘You’re upsetting the black Santas.’”- Paper towns

Gemini: “‘What the hell is that?’ I laughed. ‘It’s my fox hat.’ ‘Your fox hat?’ ‘Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.’ ‘Why are you wearing your fox hat?’ I asked. ‘Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.’“- Looking for Alaska

Cancer: “‘Do you sometimes feel like a circle missing a piece? ’ His dad wondered. ‘Daddy, I am not a circle. I am a boy. ’”- An abundance of Katherines

Leo: “You’re a very special person. Colin would hear this a lot, and yet—somehow—he could never hear it enough. “- An abundance of Katherines

Virgo: “But what could I lose by continuing that had not already been lost?”- Let it snow

Libra: “They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.“ – Looking for Alaska

Scorpio: “I couldn’t be mad at him for even a moment, and only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the foolishness of trying to save others from my own impending fragmentation: I couldn’t unlove Augustus Waters. And I didn’t want to. ” – The fault in our stars

Sagittarius: “All of a sudden, he wasn’t anyone’s boyfriend or anyone’s genius. And that—to use the kind of complex word you’d expect from a prodigy—blew. “ – An abundance of Katherines

Capricorn: “But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.”- Looking for Alaska

Aquarius: “Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.“ – Paper towns

Pisces:“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.” – Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Source: fantasticzodiac

Signs as parks and rec quotes

Aries: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”

Taurus: “You had me at meat tornado.”

Cancer: “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”

Gemini: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”

Leo: “Alcohol is fun and delicious.”

Virgo: “One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

Libra: “Treat yo self!!”

Scorpio: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, and nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”

Sagittarius: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Capricorn: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Aquarius: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.”

Pisces: “I think comic sans always screams ‘fun’.”

Source: horoskippy

What I think of the signs based on people I know.

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: surprisingly, I don’t think your as evil as people say. You’re really cool and funny.

Taurus: meh, don’t see why people think we get along. You kinda bore me.

Gemini: I hate some of you two faced bitches but some of you are actually really nice and I enjoy your company.

Cancer: how much do I hate you out of ten? Go fuck yourself / 10.

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The Signs As Terrible Experiences

Aries: being insulted in front of your friends.

Taurus: not having enough money to pay a bill.

Gemini: not being invited to an event that all of your friends are attending.

Cancer: being rejected and ignored by someone you’re interested in.

Leo: being told that you are “selfish and ungrateful”.

Virgo: realizing that you have been manipulated and taken advantage of.

Libra: discovering that your partner has been cheating on you.

Scorpio: crying alone and feeling an ache in your chest.

Sagittarius: being told that you are “worthless”.

Capricorn: being betrayed by someone you were vulnerable with.

Aquarius: being told that you are “annoying”.

Pisces: being ridiculed and criticized for a mistake.

(Check Sun, Moon, and dominant signs)

Source: greatestgemini

The signs as quotes from Stephen King’s “The Stand”

Aries: “The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there and still on your feet.”

Taurus: “That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

Gemini: “She saw clearly a boy and a man fighting for control of the same face.”

Cancer: “No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become.”

Leo: “Above, the stars shone hard and bright, sparks struck off the dark skin of the universe.”

Virgo: “At first he was able to divide this fantasy from reality, but as time passed he became more sure that the fantasy was reality.”

Libra: “Love didn’t grow very well in a place where there was only fear.”

Scorpio: “Dreams are a simple psychological emetic, and people who have them are more blessed than cursed.”

Sagittarius: “Never before in his life had he understood how subjective, how plastic, time really is.”

Capricorn: “A person can’t change all at once.”

Aquarius: “People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.”

Pisces: “In his heart—that indestructible weed of the human heart— hope had begun to bloom again.”

Source: acareius

The Signs Dealing With A Sleepless Night

Aries: Is just lying on their bed, with a cup of tea and the television on, knowing that their sleep schedule has just been destroyed by this random bout of insomnia. It’s not just a sleepless night for them, because they know this is going to affect them horribly later in the day.

Taurus: Somehow has managed to go back to sleep, they just lay in their bed for a few minutes, in the dark, and suddenly they were out like a light. One of the lucky few who has managed it.

Gemini: This might be your third day, or your first day, but you already feel weary of this sleepless night. Not to mention the fact that an odd noise is what woke you up, so now all that remains is the choice you make regarding the noise. But you would rather just stay in your room, put in your earbuds, and maybe be on youtube for a while.

Cancer: They have been laying in bed with their eyes closed, just trying to restart the dream that they were forcefully ejected out of. Honestly, if only they could go back to sleep, and they’re still hoping that they do, because they need that sleep. (Even if it is a small amount)

Leo: Is going to take this time to learn about a new skincare routine that they have been wanting to learn about. Or they have thought it is time to learn how to cook that recipe they have wanted to learn how to do for a while.

Virgo: Probably time to finish reading that book they never get to since their day is usually always filled with work to finish. Just turns on a light in order to read, and immerses themselves in the story.

Libra: Has just been on their phone for the past hour, scrolling through Insta, hoping something comes up because it is boring. Is also switching through apps every ten minutes or so. They never realized how boring it is to have extra time.

Scorpio: They managed to get a nap before they realized they would not be falling asleep again, so now they are spending their time on their preferred activity even though it is the dead of night. And is also currently making a very strong cup of coffee that will keep them wired until the sun goes down again.

Sagittarius: Decided to get up and go to the kitchen and make themselves a warm drink, and just wait to watch the sun rise. Just sitting there and watching the golden rays break out from the East bathing the land in it’s glow, and honestly it really is an experience.

Capricorn: Decides that it is finally time to probably finish the work that will be due in the morning, while at the same time enjoying the silence of the night, and enjoying a little bit of Youtube and being on their phone.

Aquarius: Knows it is going to bite them in the ass, and tries drinking some tea and reading in the hopes of their eyes drooping down and letting them have some respite. But knowing how it is, you realize it will take a long while for your mind to settle back into the endless drone of sleep’s grasp.

Pisces: Decided that since they have enough time, considering how they’re not going to sleep, they should start on a new project. Or a new hobby, in the middle of the night, since there’s nothing better to do. Not to mention, pinterest really has been showing some interesting posts about hobbies.

Source: astrologically-sinful

Where you can find the signs

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: Pacing around under a stadium’s lights, fiddling with the zipper on their jacket or a zippo lighter. I can’t tell you what they’re waiting for, but be gentle to them.

Taurus: Strolling mindlessly around a city by the bay, gazing up at the birds, and sighing with the sounds of the sea. Let’s hope they’re as at peace with their soul as they seem.

Gemini: Smiling wide at the sunshine at an outdoor music festival, dancing alone and oblivious, the music flowing through them. I hope the sun never sets on their smile.

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❤The Signs as Self-care Tips❤

Aries: Coconut water is a naturally sweet alternative to water if you dislike its taste or find it hard to drink.

Taurus: Pink himalayan salt is a much healthier (natural) replacement from table salt, + is relaxing for baths.

Gemini: Write out your favourite affirmations beginning with “I am” & rewrite or repeat them to yourself daily (ideally in the morning) until you believe them.

Cancer: Put vaseline under your eyes before crying, it protects your skin from the salt!

Leo: Massage your hair in coconut oiloccasionally to promote hair growth, or on the ends of your hair to prevent split ends (especially in cold weather).

Virgo: Use a face mud mask once a week (no nasty chemicals).

Libra: Jojoba oil is an affective natural makeup remover (I personally use it for eye makeup).

Scorpio: Burn sage to cleanse your space.

Sagittarius: Rose water & witch hazelare both great natural toners (+ useful to cool your skin down whilst on holiday).

Capricorn: Dark chocolate supposedly helps relieve stress/depression, & improves memory (recommended before exams).

Aquarius: Keeping an aloe vera plant in your home is handy since the gel can be used to help heal cuts/scars.

Pisces: Putting a couple drops of lavender oil on your clothes/pillow helps you sleep + relax.

Source: daisyastrology

the signs as bad analogies

source: The Washington Post contests in 1995 and 1999; if you’ve seen those lists of “bad analogies from student papers” then a) this is where a lot of them actually came from b) a lot are kind of great?

ARIES: “You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.” (Alan S. Jarvis, Fredericksburg) 

TAURUS: “Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” (Barbara Collier, Garrett Park)

GEMINI: “The painting was very Escher-like, as if Escher had painted an exact copy of an Escher painting.” (Joseph Romm, Washington)

CANCER: “His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.” (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

LEO: “The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.” (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)

VIRGO: “The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.” (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

LIBRA: “Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like ‘Second Tall Man.’” (Russell Beland, Springfield)

SCORPIO: “Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist.” (Greg Dobbins, Arlington)

SAGITTARIUS: “Outside the little snow-covered cabin, a large pile of firewood was stacked like Pamela Anderson.” (Meg Sullivan, Potomac) 

CAPRICORN: “The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.” (Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse)

AQUARIUS: “It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.” (Marian Carlsson, Lexington, Va.)

PISCES: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.” (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Source: highlyspecificsigns