The Zodiac Signs as Cody, Jeff, Lisa, and Violet quotes
Aries: Make peace with your God, hotdog froth, for this is the day he dies.
Taurus: Oh, don’t worry about it man. S’my fault. It’s not like I can expect a cool kid who does flips to join our table after like one conversation. I didn’t think we were tight or nothin’ so it wasn’t like you sitting elsewhere was a crushing blow to my psyche. …Buddy.
Gemini: The yelling’s inside instead of outside now.
Cancer: This pencil, it matches the yellow and pink warmth I feel within my soul this fine morning. And the inside of this desk, ‘tis a fine symbol for the dark underbelly of childhood, sticky with sorrow and chewing gum…
Leo: Still, even a power as great as Lisa’s faces an uncertain future with the Student Council President’s Twelve Black Saint Councilor-Generals moving to–
Virgo: Is that so? I’ll leave it to you, than and find a way to handle things myself if that proves insufficient.
Libra: No agenda besides friendship!
Scorpio: Information may want to be free, but then, so do most prisoners.
Sagittarius: NNNNNZIGGAZIGGA-NEW-KID!? No way! No one told us or nothin’!
Capricorn: It’s on the house! Incidentally, how much is your house worth?
Aquarius: Am I in a montage
Pisces: Oh, what? I got hit with an invisible ball! I just can’t believe this. Me, out? Of the game? I’m so upset, about sports.
Aries: “‘Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs!’ I spent most of my afternoon trying to make sense of that quote, thinking maybe it was Margo’s way of telling me to become more of a badass or something.“ – Paper towns
Taurus: “‘Please stop,’ I said. ‘You’re upsetting the black Santas.’”- Paper towns
Gemini: “‘What the hell is that?’ I laughed. ‘It’s my fox hat.’ ‘Your fox hat?’ ‘Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.’ ‘Why are you wearing your fox hat?’ I asked. ‘Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.’“- Looking for Alaska
Cancer: “‘Do you sometimes feel like a circle missing a piece? ’ His dad wondered. ‘Daddy, I am not a circle. I am a boy. ’”- An abundance of Katherines
Leo: “You’re a very special person. Colin would hear this a lot, and yet—somehow—he could never hear it enough. “- An abundance of Katherines
Virgo: “But what could I lose by continuing that had not already been lost?”- Let it snow
Libra: “They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.“ – Looking for Alaska
Scorpio: “I couldn’t be mad at him for even a moment, and only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the foolishness of trying to save others from my own impending fragmentation: I couldn’t unlove Augustus Waters. And I didn’t want to. ” – The fault in our stars
Sagittarius: “All of a sudden, he wasn’t anyone’s boyfriend or anyone’s genius. And that—to use the kind of complex word you’d expect from a prodigy—blew. “ – An abundance of Katherines
Capricorn: “But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.”- Looking for Alaska
Aquarius: “Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.“ – Paper towns
Pisces:“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.” – Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Aries: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”
Taurus: “You had me at meat tornado.”
Cancer: “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”
Gemini: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”
Leo: “Alcohol is fun and delicious.”
Virgo: “One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”
Libra: “Treat yo self!!”
Scorpio: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, and nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”
Sagittarius: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
Capricorn: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
Aquarius: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.”
Pisces: “I think comic sans always screams ‘fun’.”
Aries: surprisingly, I don’t think your as evil as people say. You’re really cool and funny.
Taurus: meh, don’t see why people think we get along. You kinda bore me.
Gemini: I hate some of you two faced bitches but some of you are actually really nice and I enjoy your company.
Cancer: how much do I hate you out of ten? Go fuck yourself / 10.
Pisces has receptive and sensitive energy whirling around in their souls at all times. They pick up on all the energy going on around them and absorb it into themselves, allowing Pisces to have the best grasp on their surrounding environment of any Zodiac sign.
Aries: being insulted in front of your friends.
Taurus: not having enough money to pay a bill.
Gemini: not being invited to an event that all of your friends are attending.
Cancer: being rejected and ignored by someone you’re interested in.
Leo: being told that you are “selfish and ungrateful”.
Virgo: realizing that you have been manipulated and taken advantage of.
Libra: discovering that your partner has been cheating on you.
Scorpio: crying alone and feeling an ache in your chest.
Sagittarius: being told that you are “worthless”.
Capricorn: being betrayed by someone you were vulnerable with.
Aquarius: being told that you are “annoying”.
Pisces: being ridiculed and criticized for a mistake.
(Check Sun, Moon, and dominant signs)