(based on my experience + sorry i couldn’t include all)

*check venus/venus, sun/sun, sun/moon, moon/moon & maybe rising/rising 🙂

aries + leo: fiery love // lots of happy vibes, 100% suggest studying together because will literally turn it into something so fun, a lot of pda, you think they’re best friends when you first look at them

aries + gemini: silly love // LOTS OF PUNS AND INSIDE JOKES, always laughing together, adventures adventures adventures, they literally slay everyone and like as long as they are in the same room you will never ever feel sad nor lonely, will make you fall in love with their love

aries + virgo: kids in love // they might be so old or might have stayed for a billion years together but you will still see the same look in their eyes whenever they look at each other, will insult each other in a silly way out of love

taurus + scorpio: physical love // lots of touching, possessiveness, pda pda pda, will make you feel lonely and want to love and be loved

taurus + aquarius: on & off love // one second they hate each other then the other they can’t live without one another, you will never expect that they fell in love with each other

gemini + libra: social butterflies // everyone talks about them, prom king/queen & king/queen, secretly gossip about everyone together

gemini + virgo: intelligent love // can talk about everything anytime, never-ending chats, will be scientists together, really cool to be around them, very chill when they’re together

cancer + leo: intense but very fun love // SO MUCH inside jokes, will make you feel like a huge third-whealer, always laughing at unfunny things, might fight sometimes but will eventually make it up

cancer + pisces: dependable love // either so comfortable and calm or so nervous with each other, can’t live without each other, so much emotions, make each other strong and happy even in the worst times, literally will make you go ‘awwwwww’ because of how they act with each other

leo + aquarius: best friends love // flirting 24/7 with each other, none of them can admit how they feel, jealousy jealousy jealousyyyyyyyyy, very touchy, act like a couple and joke about kissing and being in a relationship a lot

leo + sagittarius: fun love // make people feel alive with their love, a little possessive with each other, sex jokes 24/7, break the rules together, both take life as a huge adventure that they enjoy living by the other’s side

leo + capricorn: world leaders // will make ALL the money and have very successful lives together, rule everything and the best at doing everything especially together, have smart humor that no one understands but them

virgo + capricorn: mature love // make gREAT parents, both are so responsible for the other’s happiness and health, HIDDEN FEELINGS, they need to live with each other right now okay????

virgo + aquarius: einstein children // they will invent so many stuff together, creativity + smartness, both have similar feelings and similar views on stuff, really understand each other

libra + leo: pragmatic love // will help each other so much through thicks and thins, very honest with each other, will improve each other’s personality so much

libra + pisces: innocent love // feel safe with each other, call each other really cute and weird names, laughs at things that you might never find funny, pure and innocent with each other

scorpio + capricorn: prideful love // only shows love through actions and think words are overrated, hold so much secrets, you never expected them to be in love

capricorn + pisces: beauty and the beast // capricorn telling dirty jokes 24/7 and pisces being uncomfortable with that and telling them to stop ALL THE TIME, very very selfless with each other, will act like kids with each other no matter how old they are

aquarius + capricorn: careful love // very very gentle and soft with each other, can’t help but stare at each other, make each other feel like home a lot, MIRROR EACH OTHER A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aquarius + sagittarius: weirdos // very similar to each other, laughing 24/7 together, independent and not so clingy with each other, sharing their hopeless dreams with each other, you never waste time with these two they literally make you laugh so much it physically hurts, can be freely weird with each other

Source: leyooooooo

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: always ready to fight, has an opinion about literally everything, is 100% about everything- no halfheartedness, cuddles and popcorn, anxious, energetic, basically a golden retriever in a human’s body.

Taurus: never wants you when you want them, loves playing the victim, will do anything for attention, v paranoid, small kind gestures, will def take advantage of you but try to pay you back and not be able to, life of the party.

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ARIES is either already in charge or determined to be in charge so they do their tasks with confidence. They always have an issue with someone but also know everyone.

TAURUS does what they’re supposed to do and rarely talks. They only open their mouth when they disagree with what someone said. 

GEMINI either puts on that fake smile or lets everyone know what they’re feeling/thinking. Either way, a couple people find them annoying while the other 20 like them. Their multi-tasking makes them busy workers.

CANCER is always smiling, even if they secretly want to punch their co-workers and/or boss, and listens to other’s stories, giving them advice even if they could care less. Their work is average. 

LEO is friends with everyone, except that one person who doesn’t give them the right amount of attention, and is the manager or assistant manager. If not, they will be soon. 

VIRGO nags the ones who aren’t doing their job correctly and then sucks up to the boss to get a raise. Everything they do is overly done because that’s the way it has to be.  

LIBRA does their job swiftly and delicately, making sure to keep the environment comfortable for everyone, especially themselves and socialize with anyone who is nice. 

SCORPIO keeps to themselves but still has a few close friends. They never reveal anything about their work and personal life and work their best to satisfy and be satisfied. 

SAGITTARIUS brings a lot of energy to the work place ensuring that their duties are quickly done. It won’t be long until they climb the ladder to the top, gaining many friends along the way. 

CAPRICORN is always carrying out their responsibilities so that someone will notice and put them in a higher position. It usually happens. They talk to people but rarely make friends. 

AQUARIUS tries their best to keep a smile on their face. They do what they’re told but in their own way which gets them in trouble. They still do it anyway. They talk to anyone but don’t get close.

PISCES never complains or yells and is willing to help their co-workers with whatever they need. Because of this, they’re well liked and appreciated. Being in charge is not their concern, they just want to assist and do their part.

Source: jessicastrovibes

Aries: They are good at assessing others’ strengths and weaknesses and would be able to use this ability to their advantage.

Taurus: They would be good at tracking small changes that could be utilized to improve the business.

Gemini: They would be able to look at different business offers and consider them all carefully, without getting too excited over one and choosing it before looking at others.

Cancer: They would know when it is be wise to explore different options, but they also when to hold back and stay careful.

Leo: A Leo boss would be charming enough to have employees both willing and happy to do as they say.

Virgo: A Virgo would be dedicated to making the business as successful as possible, and thus would be willing to fire unhelpful employees, without regard to personal preferences.

Libra: They are unbiased and would be able to promote capable employees into positions of power, after making sure that they are able to do the job.

Scorpio: They wouldn’t back down or succumb to intimidation tactics when making a deal with another business.

Sagittarius: They would be able to quickly assess what should be done in the case of an emergency and are willing to make changes to solve a problem.

Capricorn: Their apparent confidence, their ambition, and their perseverance would be inspiring to employees.

Aquarius: They are organized and would be able to prevent business matters from stressing them out and getting to their head.

Pisces: Their creativity would be an asset, as they would come up with new ideas to replace older methods that are no longer helpful/of use.

Source: zodiacfrickfracks

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries:

The headstrong ram is always thinking about death. It can be their own death or the death of their loved ones. It is creepy but if you are an Aries, you will definitely know how much obsessed you are about death.

Taurus:

You have experienced the creepy Taurus if he was your ex. It doesn’t matter if he is over with or not. He will keep on stalking you all over the social media. A Taurus will always have your eyes on you. Don’t get frustrated by this because it’s their natural trait. You can’t-do anything about it.

Gemini:

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wtfzodiacsigns:

aries: honest and upfront people. willing to take a bullet for someone. dedicated and understanding. will go the extra mile without complaint and wants to help as much as they can.

taurus: reserved and self-restricting. will only open up to close friends/family and will be a short lived confession of emotions. cry maybe four times a year but secretly have the weight of the world on their shoulders.

gemini: won’t stop talking until you tell them bluntly. has a charm that cannot be put into words and can make you feel alive. loves to talk shit but means well. needs a filter on their mouths.

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aries: dancing in the pouring rain

taurus: lip sync wars, rap battles, and karaoke-offs with your best friend/s

gemini: rolling down giant, green hills like a little kid

cancer: going out for ice cream at 2 am

leo: impromptu dressing room fashion shows

virgo: randomly redecorating your entire room/house solely for the sense of change and refreshment

libra: buying something you’ve wanted forever on a whim

scorpio: going to the beach in the middle of the night

sagittarius: driving around just to get lost

capricorn: building blanket forts and having movie marathons

aquarius: playing your favorite childhood video games and experiencing the fun and nostalgia all over again

pisces: staying awake all night just to see the sunrise

Source:emoastrology

aries: always carries butterscotch in her fanny pack, loves rollercoasters, hits rotten kids with cane, “hip” grandma

taurus: bakes cookies every other day and has grandchildren who she always wants to pamper/spoil and fatten up with sweets

gemini: has raised like 13 orphans/foster kids in her care and loves children but usually doesn’t have any of her own, super frugal and knows all the money-saving life hacks

cancer: loves her grandchildren more than her own children, her kids may resent her for trying to steal theirs, goes out of her way to make sure her family is supported and cared for, loves art museums and goes multiple times a week

leo: actually 86 but looks like she’s 46, wears coco chanel and carries coach handbags, probably modeled in her younger days

virgo: independent and self-sufficient small old lady, stays fit and goes on morning power-walks, all about happiness and always loves to see people around her happy/smiling

libra: knows all the grandmas in the neighborhood and loves to host “get-togethers”, lives in the suburbs, always very friendly and approachable and the kids on her block love her dearly

scorpio: hot grandma, dresses in high-end fashion no matter what financial standpoint, “hip” grandma with aries, grandchildren (if any) aspire to be her

sagittarius: grandma that goes out with friends all the times, takes road trips by herself, loves to take grandchildren on adventures and goes against their parents’ wishes often just for fun

capricorn: very close with family and likes to keep tabs on them, enjoys simple things like sitting in the park and feeding the birds, writes novels and short stories to read to grandchildren/community kids

aquarius: always has a new story to tell any time you see her, loves to see her loved ones smile, pretends to sleep on train/bus rides just to scare people into thinking she’s dead

pisces: tiny old woman you feel the urge to pick up and carry around, has the cutest and softest laugh, loves to cook and please her family and friends, very affectionate

Aries: gets into a fist fight with Gemini, they both end up with bloody noses, then work together to hunt food

Taurus: gathers materials and ends up building a hut complete with a bed and kitchen

Gemini: makes a bow and arrow to hunt animals to feed the group, “accidentally” shoots an arrow past Pisces’ head

Cancer: crawls into the remains of their wrecked ship and starts tallying down the days they’ve been castaway in the wood

Leo: goes swimming in the ocean despite the rest advising them not to, gets broils on their skin and probably almost drowns

Virgo: keeps positive and tries to reassure the rest of the group that they’ll survive, but probably is the first to die

Libra: is most upset about not having wifi, that motivates them to work with Capricorn to find the best way off the island

Scorpio: sacrifices a squirrel to the daily bonfire in hopes satan will rescue them

Sagittarius: is the first to explore the island, climbs the tallest tree to scope out the area, picks coconuts and accidentally drops it on someone (probably Pisces)

Capricorn: thinks back to the survival tips they learned from Man vs. Wild and makes an SOS sign with branches and leaves

Aquarius: thinks it’s actually pretty cool on the island, eats anything they see and probably dies from poison berries

Pisces: lives in constant fear of the other signs, probably tries to swim away with their fish skills but drowns

Source: horoskippy

Aries: Toilet paper is complicated.

Taurus: You give me food and homework answers. I give you – what do I give you? – I give you expensive Christmas gifts.

Gemini: I wonder what it’s like to be in the ceiling.

Cancer: *clicks like a beaver*

Leo: And next up … The Emperor, sporting Victoria’s Secret!

Virgo: The sky is blue because it’s a blanket.

Libra: Glasses are painful.

Scorpio: wAIT did you just say “same” to “THAT IS SATAN ON STEROIDS?” that does nOT APPLY. At least, I don’t think it does.

Sagittarius: Oh, I forgot there was a floor.

Capricorn: You’ve eaten a lot of dead elves.

Aquarius: Your shoes smell nice. WHY do your SHOES smell NICE?!

Pisces: Have you ever played finding seek?

Source: lilisalazarslytherin