Category: sagittarius

What The Signs Are Made Of

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: adrenaline, brilliant ideas, terrible decisions

Taurus: dopamine, lipstick, the smell of rain

Gemini: glitter, drama, sugar

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How to ask the signs out…

Straight up tell them:

Leo, Capricorn, Pisces

Be very flirty:

Virgo, Libra, Scorpio

Become friends first:

Taurus, Gemini, Cancer

Make them as you out:

Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

The Signs as members in a KPOP group

aries: the energetic yet scary maknae who likes to prank their members. they look like one of the oldest, but they’re not. the lead rapper who wants to be part of the dance line.

taurus: the calm lead vocalist who doesn’t really talk much in interviews. though, they’re crazy off-camera. also part of visual line.

gemini: the main rapper who also likes to pull pranks on the members along with aries. some people think they’re annoying, but they don’t care ‘cause they know they’re a lot of fun.

cancer: the embarrassing mom / leader of the group who takes care of the members and makes sure everyone’s doing the right thing. the lead vocalist and rapper wannabe of the group.

leo: the center, main vocalist and lead dancer of the group who likes to steal the spotlight. everyone’s eyes are on them, and they don’t mind it.

virgo: the chill and smart-looking lead dancer who likes to help their members with anything. you don’t see them talking a lot, but when they do, they talk a lot.

libra: the classy and sassy looking visual. they know they’re hot and they wanna show their hotness to the whole wide world. lead dancer.

scorpio: the mysterious and intimidating looking one of the group. scary lead dancer and lead rapper. they bring a lot of attention to the group due to their mysterious and dark aura.

sagittarius: the fake maknae and main dancer of the group. also the lead rapper who has a very child-like and positive energy. the vitamin of the group. also the real bias wrecker.

capricorn: the second-in-command member. they didn’t get the official leader position due to their lack of compassion. though, they don’t really care that much. they’re the lead vocalist and sub-rapper.

aquarius: the second main vocalist with the 4d personality. they want to come off as unique and weird because they don’t want to be boring.

pisces: the second main dancer, sub-vocalist and sub-rapper of the group who actually deserves the “main” position on everything . they’re the underrated one of the group who barely gets any lines.

Source: viiniilla

POINTLESS HOROSCOPES

Aries – The smoke’s message is just as important as the flame’s.

Taurus – The old bones you dug up have an important story to tell you. Listen well, listen patiently, listen completely.

Gemini – Never assume the insides of something won’t be exposed.

Cancer – Closure is not always an option for you, little one. You must learn how to overcome things on your own.

Leo – In the minds of others, you are consumed by wildflowers; by rushing water; by thunder storms; by solid stone.

Virgo – The sadness that lingers in you is there from another time, another place, another person. Feel it fully, in that space in your chest. Feel it beating. Feel it breathe.

Libra – You’re as hollow as honeycomb, yet you still manage to taste so sweet. It is deception in it’s purest form.

Scorpio – Harden your heart into a bloody fist. It is the perfect size for one. (Who needs feelings when you can throw a punch, anyways?)

Sagittarius – You’re the second-hand smoke of everyone around you. The closest I can get is breathing you in; Breathing you out; Breathing you in again.

Capricorn – Blood is not a bad thing to have on your hands. Kill them, if you must. You will regret it otherwise.

Aquarius – It will pass; It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Pisces – If you love something, let it grow; let it blossom; let it rot away. (Maybe it’s a perennial. Maybe it will grow back.)

Source:  eternalsuggestion

Wild, Reckless, Brave

The Wild:

Taurus, Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

The Reckless:

Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius

The Brave:

Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Libra

Normal Horoscope:

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: The solution is almost always muddy and complicated. Smash shit together until something works.

Taurus: People are good at finding problems but bad at solving them.

Gemini: Never lose your keys again, the stars say to clip your keychain into exposed skin.

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Slow things the signs hate.

Slow talkers:

Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

Slow Walkers:

Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius

Slow Wifi:

Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn

The South Node and What It Wants To Teach You

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries sn: ‘There is an aggressiveness, a selfishness, a strong will power to go your own way, but dear, you don’t see the faces of those who held your hand when you stopped running your marathon. You don’t see your own muddy face when you look into their eyes, the mirror. There is no beauty in destruction and conflict. Embrace the gentle voice of venus in your life.’

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What are you “always” doing?

Aries: Always angry

Taurus: Always eating

Gemini: Always talking

Cancer: Always thinking

Leo: Always working

Virgo: Always perfect

Libra: Always judging

Scorpio: Always sexual

Sagittarius: Always energetic

Capricorn: Always laughing

Aquarius: Always weird

Pisces: Always crying

What Squad Are You?

Zodiac Signs That Continue To Put Themselves In The Same Situations Expecting Different Results Squad: Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Zodiac Signs That Start To Care When It’s Too Late Squad: Aquarius, Leo, Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries