Category: Scorpio Facts

The Signs As Terrible Experiences

Aries: being insulted in front of your friends.

Taurus: not having enough money to pay a bill.

Gemini: not being invited to an event that all of your friends are attending.

Cancer: being rejected and ignored by someone you’re interested in.

Leo: being told that you are “selfish and ungrateful”.

Virgo: realizing that you have been manipulated and taken advantage of.

Libra: discovering that your partner has been cheating on you.

Scorpio: crying alone and feeling an ache in your chest.

Sagittarius: being told that you are “worthless”.

Capricorn: being betrayed by someone you were vulnerable with.

Aquarius: being told that you are “annoying”.

Pisces: being ridiculed and criticized for a mistake.

(Check Sun, Moon, and dominant signs)

Source: greatestgemini

The signs as quotes from Stephen King’s “The Stand”

Aries: “The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there and still on your feet.”

Taurus: “That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

Gemini: “She saw clearly a boy and a man fighting for control of the same face.”

Cancer: “No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become.”

Leo: “Above, the stars shone hard and bright, sparks struck off the dark skin of the universe.”

Virgo: “At first he was able to divide this fantasy from reality, but as time passed he became more sure that the fantasy was reality.”

Libra: “Love didn’t grow very well in a place where there was only fear.”

Scorpio: “Dreams are a simple psychological emetic, and people who have them are more blessed than cursed.”

Sagittarius: “Never before in his life had he understood how subjective, how plastic, time really is.”

Capricorn: “A person can’t change all at once.”

Aquarius: “People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.”

Pisces: “In his heart—that indestructible weed of the human heart— hope had begun to bloom again.”

Source: acareius

The Signs Dealing With A Sleepless Night

Aries: Is just lying on their bed, with a cup of tea and the television on, knowing that their sleep schedule has just been destroyed by this random bout of insomnia. It’s not just a sleepless night for them, because they know this is going to affect them horribly later in the day.

Taurus: Somehow has managed to go back to sleep, they just lay in their bed for a few minutes, in the dark, and suddenly they were out like a light. One of the lucky few who has managed it.

Gemini: This might be your third day, or your first day, but you already feel weary of this sleepless night. Not to mention the fact that an odd noise is what woke you up, so now all that remains is the choice you make regarding the noise. But you would rather just stay in your room, put in your earbuds, and maybe be on youtube for a while.

Cancer: They have been laying in bed with their eyes closed, just trying to restart the dream that they were forcefully ejected out of. Honestly, if only they could go back to sleep, and they’re still hoping that they do, because they need that sleep. (Even if it is a small amount)

Leo: Is going to take this time to learn about a new skincare routine that they have been wanting to learn about. Or they have thought it is time to learn how to cook that recipe they have wanted to learn how to do for a while.

Virgo: Probably time to finish reading that book they never get to since their day is usually always filled with work to finish. Just turns on a light in order to read, and immerses themselves in the story.

Libra: Has just been on their phone for the past hour, scrolling through Insta, hoping something comes up because it is boring. Is also switching through apps every ten minutes or so. They never realized how boring it is to have extra time.

Scorpio: They managed to get a nap before they realized they would not be falling asleep again, so now they are spending their time on their preferred activity even though it is the dead of night. And is also currently making a very strong cup of coffee that will keep them wired until the sun goes down again.

Sagittarius: Decided to get up and go to the kitchen and make themselves a warm drink, and just wait to watch the sun rise. Just sitting there and watching the golden rays break out from the East bathing the land in it’s glow, and honestly it really is an experience.

Capricorn: Decides that it is finally time to probably finish the work that will be due in the morning, while at the same time enjoying the silence of the night, and enjoying a little bit of Youtube and being on their phone.

Aquarius: Knows it is going to bite them in the ass, and tries drinking some tea and reading in the hopes of their eyes drooping down and letting them have some respite. But knowing how it is, you realize it will take a long while for your mind to settle back into the endless drone of sleep’s grasp.

Pisces: Decided that since they have enough time, considering how they’re not going to sleep, they should start on a new project. Or a new hobby, in the middle of the night, since there’s nothing better to do. Not to mention, pinterest really has been showing some interesting posts about hobbies.

Source: astrologically-sinful

Where you can find the signs

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: Pacing around under a stadium’s lights, fiddling with the zipper on their jacket or a zippo lighter. I can’t tell you what they’re waiting for, but be gentle to them.

Taurus: Strolling mindlessly around a city by the bay, gazing up at the birds, and sighing with the sounds of the sea. Let’s hope they’re as at peace with their soul as they seem.

Gemini: Smiling wide at the sunshine at an outdoor music festival, dancing alone and oblivious, the music flowing through them. I hope the sun never sets on their smile.

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❤The Signs as Self-care Tips❤

Aries: Coconut water is a naturally sweet alternative to water if you dislike its taste or find it hard to drink.

Taurus: Pink himalayan salt is a much healthier (natural) replacement from table salt, + is relaxing for baths.

Gemini: Write out your favourite affirmations beginning with “I am” & rewrite or repeat them to yourself daily (ideally in the morning) until you believe them.

Cancer: Put vaseline under your eyes before crying, it protects your skin from the salt!

Leo: Massage your hair in coconut oiloccasionally to promote hair growth, or on the ends of your hair to prevent split ends (especially in cold weather).

Virgo: Use a face mud mask once a week (no nasty chemicals).

Libra: Jojoba oil is an affective natural makeup remover (I personally use it for eye makeup).

Scorpio: Burn sage to cleanse your space.

Sagittarius: Rose water & witch hazelare both great natural toners (+ useful to cool your skin down whilst on holiday).

Capricorn: Dark chocolate supposedly helps relieve stress/depression, & improves memory (recommended before exams).

Aquarius: Keeping an aloe vera plant in your home is handy since the gel can be used to help heal cuts/scars.

Pisces: Putting a couple drops of lavender oil on your clothes/pillow helps you sleep + relax.

Source: daisyastrology

the signs as bad analogies

source: The Washington Post contests in 1995 and 1999; if you’ve seen those lists of “bad analogies from student papers” then a) this is where a lot of them actually came from b) a lot are kind of great?

ARIES: “You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.” (Alan S. Jarvis, Fredericksburg) 

TAURUS: “Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” (Barbara Collier, Garrett Park)

GEMINI: “The painting was very Escher-like, as if Escher had painted an exact copy of an Escher painting.” (Joseph Romm, Washington)

CANCER: “His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.” (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

LEO: “The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.” (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)

VIRGO: “The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.” (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

LIBRA: “Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like ‘Second Tall Man.’” (Russell Beland, Springfield)

SCORPIO: “Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist.” (Greg Dobbins, Arlington)

SAGITTARIUS: “Outside the little snow-covered cabin, a large pile of firewood was stacked like Pamela Anderson.” (Meg Sullivan, Potomac) 

CAPRICORN: “The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.” (Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse)

AQUARIUS: “It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.” (Marian Carlsson, Lexington, Va.)

PISCES: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.” (Russell Beland, Springfield)

Source: highlyspecificsigns

The Zodiac Signs as Ariana Grande’s thank u next album

Aries: break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored

aries are EXTREMELY competitive, and this song’s narrative is obviously trying to compete with the girlfriend

Taurus: 7 rings

taureans are very materialistic, just as the song implies

Gemini: bloodline

geminis have a trait of not wanting to commit as often as the other signs, and bloodline states so in the song as well

Cancer: needy

is it really necessary to explain this lol all the cancers i met are very needy and they are proud of it somehow

Leo: NASA

leo’s are always in their own world, deep in their own space. hahaha

Virgo: thank u next

a trait of virgos is that they seek peace and serenity within the world around them and especially within themselves. Self love. Basically that’s what this song is about

Libra: make up

i heard one of libra traits are they hate being in arguments, or dislike them. make up is basically them. also, they like material items as well (makeup)

Scorpio: ghostin

scorpios have extreme emotions. as a scorpio moon, i can confirm this. the amount of PAIN they have experienced emotionally… goddamn. this song IS scorpio.

Sagittarius: bad idea

my dude LOL all the sagittariuses in my life always be stirring up the worst ideas sometimes, also they are WILD as hell lmfao just like the meaning of the song

Capricorn: fake smile

i feel a lot of the capricorns in my life have to do this daily. put on a fake smile to hide the real emotions or actions they are hiding, this song is them on another level forreal

Aquarius: in my head

lots of ideas they conjure to picture the perfect life. sometimes they do this too much, or sometimes they seem paranoid with a lot of things, in my head is a great song for them

Pisces: imagine

they are daydreamers, they live for fantasies of what could have been. very much a pisces song

Source: ajscarin

What I’ve observed about the signs

wtfzodiacsigns:

ARIES: They are passionate, emotional, and outspoken. They can come across as rude because of how strong their personalities and opinions can be. They aren’t good with patience and their anger is intense. Not only is their anger intense, but all of their feelings are- love, fear, happiness, etc. Their intensity can be both a blessing and a curse. They like to do things their way, not yours.

TAURUS: They are very charming and witty. They will always stand up for themselves and the ones they love. Loyalty is important to them. They are stubborn and tend to have a tough demeanor, but they also have a sensitive side. They don’t believe in giving up and they have a huge appreciation for the little things in life. If they want something, they will do everything they can to get it.

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the signs as feelings

Aries: the tickling feeling when riding down the biggest hill of a rollercoaster

Taurus: sitting in a cozy chair beside a brightly lit window on a snow day, holding a cup of hot chocolate in your big sweater and admiring the snow falling gently to the ground

Gemini: hearing the crinkling of the paper around a churro you’re sharing with your significant other outside on a summer night as the sun sinks below the horizon

Cancer: the most enveloping hug from the person you love most right when you needed it. The kind that makes you forget about the world or anything beyond their arms

Leo: the summer sunset coloring to sky in deep indigoes and purples as you walk blissfully through an amusement park with your closest friends

Virgo: the softness of a new sweater when you can just cuddle up inside it

Libra: seeing your closest friends glazed in the neon lights on a night out

Scorpio: an honest conversation while sitting in your bedroom to a friend.

Sagittarius: caking your best friend in the face on their birthday and seeing the mixture of love and rage radiate back at you

Capricorn: seeing something that you have been working on relentlessly come to fulfillment.

Aquarius: stretching your hand into the water along the side of a speeding boat on a lake in mid July when the sky is blue and you can smell the humidity

Pisces: late night confessions about the deepest, darkest secrets.

Source: uselesslumpoflazy

Mistakes of 2019 (so far)

Aries: Putting everything on the line for someone that doesn’t even appreciate anything you do.

Taurus: Looking to the past hoping you can find answers to all your current problems.

Gemini: Absorbing all the negative energy that’s around you.

Cancer: Listening to other people about how you should live your life.

Leo: Making excuses for things that just aren’t working out.

Virgo: Distancing yourself from the people who mean the most to you.

Libra: Making things more complicated than they need to be.

Scorpio: Placing your faith in the wrong people only for them to betray you time after time.

Sagittarius: You didn’t follow your gut at times when you were making certain decisions and that cost you a lot.

Capricorn: You constantly prioritized the people who kept treating you as a second choice.

Aquarius: You keep putting yourself in the same situations over and over hoping that each time there will be a different outcome.

Pisces: Not doing what’s best for you. Believe in yourself and believe that new opportunities will present themselves to you when least expect it.

Source: librascendants