Aries: Playful – Whatever tasks you do, you perform them with a lightness of being. You explore the familiar, discovering the new in the old. When you let yourself laugh and have fun, treasures of any kind come your way. They see you as a happy and curious being and it keeps you rejuvenated.
Taurus: The Miracles are endless – Your needs are being met effortlessly and in so many ways. The see you as someone who embraces truth by focusing on all you have including positive relationships that sustain you, the work you are proud to do to contribute the world, and the activities that inspire you and nourish your soul. Others see you as positive and kind.
Aries: “Everyone hold your horses, I’m gonna start slapping gerbils.”
Taurus: “I didn’t make them. Some other idiot did.”
Gemini: “When you’re done learning a new language and counting to 25 in it, open Word again.”
Cancer: “Hey kids, how ya doin today?” (A student says, “Better than you.”) “Well, I think that’s obvious.”
Aries: tough guy,leader af, very angry on the inside, kinda stressed about saving the world, just wants to play football with his team and sleep, low-key pessimistic, high-key determined to succeed anyway, doesn’t think his team can win against evil, but will try anyway
Taurus: smarty pants, loves food, stick in mud, very serious gorl, doesn’t like slacking off, won’t take your shit and doesn’t give any either, wishes to be successful in life, has her life planned out, starts with a college degree ends with a rocking chair on a farm full of dogs and chickens, extremely stressed about evil uprising would rather have to retake statistics than fight evil
Gemini: competitive af, likes sports, teases people, playful bitch, wants to be the best at everything, can kick your ass, doesn’t think evil will rise (just chillin)
Cancer: the mom friend, soft bitch, wants everyone to be safe, very worried all the time, hates confrontation, don’t mess with friends tho (will murder to protect friends), doubts she’ll be much help against evil
Leo: narcissistic bitch, loves hair more than people, just wants to have fun, party boi, most confident mofo you’ll ever meet, cant wait to kick evil A-S-S
Virgo: quiet Bitch, stays in his lane (likes for people to be the same), treats you how he wants to be treated but if you fail he’ll treat you like the bitch you are, nerd, loves his best friend, hates almost everyone else, is tired of being called a virgin, doesn’t care about evil he has college applications to fill out
Libra: loud bitch, loves talking, #1 gossip hook up, knows everything about everyone, hates everyone and everything, except her bff virgo, doesn’t like herself, thinks symble is lame, hella stressed about evil uprising
Scorpio: bad boi supreme, just wants to be left alone, likes putting self in danger, a dumbass, risky bitch, loves friends but would never say it to a living soul, would die for friends and kick ass for friends, isn’t as bad as he seems, is honestly just an insecure little bitch, so emotional for a tough guy tm
Sagittarius: idiot boi, tries his best all the time, loves everyone, is so very insecure, low-key hates himself, high key just wants to enjoy life, hates confrontation (mostly physical, but also verbal), says he can’t wait for evil to end it all (is actually terrified)
Capricorn: loves wining, kind of a jerk, hates sugar coating, honest bitch, believes in hard work and dedication, would rather die than say he is wrong, all he want is to win at life, he would fight the sun if he could, wants evil to rise so he can kick it’s ass
Aquarius: a.k.a. girls just wanna have fun, not serious at all, hates doing anything, would rather fall asleep than get up and eat food when hungry, just wants a nap, she only tries in school and studies hard, rest of time is spent crying because she got a B- on a math test, wants to party but is too stressed to do anything, tries to be the bad influence but is actually an awkward nerd with a cool aesthetic, loves friends more than sleeping, protective of loved ones, evil can try and push her down but she’s already on the floor sleeping
Pisces: angel bitch, loves anime and Netflix, doesn’t believe in her self, very small can’t reach things sometimes, just want to live in peace, wants the fish jokes to stop, looks like a cinnamon roll is a cinnamon with too much cinnamon it hurts, super sweet but very easily gets mad, doesn’t want to think about the evil uprising
Aries: Pressuring Their friends to move because they can’t wait to go to the party and then finding to be the only one in the building
Taurus:Probably will leech candies to the younger ones.
Gemini:The one who get lost during the party and return with their nightstand the day after,without warning
Cancer:Suggest to watch a movie at their place, but no one listen
Leo:Can’t stand that people are more focused on the movie and not on him/her. Probably they will distort the movie’s dialogues in order to change the mood
Virgo:Holding the drunk friend’s head and then critizing her for throwing up the world.
Libra:Live video on Instagram and posting pics all the time. Plus when someone says hi to them probably they will answer nicely, but won’t remember your name and will ask to his friend “who is she”.
Scorpio: get frustrated because he/she can’t listen to the movie because everyone can’t shut up and the one bringing the ouija board.
Sagittarius: The one who buys firecrackers and scare people and animals with it.
Aquarius:The one who is skeptic and will argue with you on the existence of good and evil.
Capricorn:The one to refuse to dressing up and mask themselves because it’s too embarrassing for them.
Pisces:The most scaredy and impressionable. Will whine about how you make them watch the horror movie and they now can’t sleep because of it.
Aries Juno Sign
Juno in Aries needs their own autonomy. If they don’t get that in a relationship they may end up with migraines or other physical displays of upset. They tend to be attracted to partners that are aggressive or dominant. While they want their own freedom, they also want a mate who will be an authority figure. They may see their partners as someone to compete with. They like to go adventuring together. They may need to learn how to develop balance in their relationships so both partners can pursue their own needs.
Aries: Lashes out at you and curses at you. Will forgive but won’t forget.
Taurus: Stops caring, which is the worst. Will forgive but will never forget.
Cancer: Casts death glares at you wherever you go. Will neither forgive nor forget.
Gemini: Cries in private whenever they see you or think about you and puts up a cold facade when in public. Will forgive and forget but will sometimes bring it up again.
Leo: Doesn’t say anything, ignores you. Will forgive but won’t forget.
Virgo: Ghosts you, *smiles* did you hear something? Will forgive but won’t forget.
Libra: Pretends things are okay but really atmosphere between you two is forever awkward and they’re really hurt. Will forgive and forget.
Scorpio: Glares at you and is cold, lashes out, cries, screams, emotional in the worst way possible.
Sagittarius: Tells you upfront what you did is wrong, those words are the last you’ll hear from them because now they won’t talk to you. Will forgive but won’t forget.
Capricorn: Won’t tell you their feelings and expect you to know what you did. Will neither forgive or forget.
Aquarius: Awkward, internally damaged, will avoid you. Will neither forgive or forget.
Pisces: Holds a massive grudge. Will forgive but won’t forget.