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Taurus – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

Taurus – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

Taurus – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

Taurus – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

Taurus – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

Taurus – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology ! 

The Signs as the School Store Four Quotes

The Zodiac Signs as Cody, Jeff, Lisa, and Violet quotes

Aries: Make peace with your God, hotdog froth, for this is the day he dies.

Taurus: Oh, don’t worry about it man. S’my fault. It’s not like I can expect a cool kid who does flips to join our table after like one conversation. I didn’t think we were tight or nothin’ so it wasn’t like you sitting elsewhere was a crushing blow to my psyche. …Buddy.

Gemini: The yelling’s inside instead of outside now.

Cancer: This pencil, it matches the yellow and pink warmth I feel within my soul this fine morning. And the inside of this desk, ‘tis a fine symbol for the dark underbelly of childhood, sticky with sorrow and chewing gum…

Leo: Still, even a power as great as Lisa’s faces an uncertain future with the Student Council President’s Twelve Black Saint Councilor-Generals moving to–

Virgo: Is that so? I’ll leave it to you, than and find a way to handle things myself if that proves insufficient.

Libra: No agenda besides friendship!

Scorpio: Information may want to be free, but then, so do most prisoners.

Sagittarius: NNNNNZIGGAZIGGA-NEW-KID!? No way! No one told us or nothin’!

Capricorn: It’s on the house! Incidentally, how much is your house worth?

Aquarius: Am I in a montage

Pisces: Oh, what? I got hit with an invisible ball! I just can’t believe this. Me, out? Of the game? I’m so upset, about sports.

Source: shininglightfireflies

Signs as my favorite quotes from John Green books

Aries: “‘Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs!’ I spent most of my afternoon trying to make sense of that quote, thinking maybe it was Margo’s way of telling me to become more of a badass or something.“ – Paper towns

Taurus: “‘Please stop,’ I said. ‘You’re upsetting the black Santas.’”- Paper towns

Gemini: “‘What the hell is that?’ I laughed. ‘It’s my fox hat.’ ‘Your fox hat?’ ‘Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.’ ‘Why are you wearing your fox hat?’ I asked. ‘Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.’“- Looking for Alaska

Cancer: “‘Do you sometimes feel like a circle missing a piece? ’ His dad wondered. ‘Daddy, I am not a circle. I am a boy. ’”- An abundance of Katherines

Leo: “You’re a very special person. Colin would hear this a lot, and yet—somehow—he could never hear it enough. “- An abundance of Katherines

Virgo: “But what could I lose by continuing that had not already been lost?”- Let it snow

Libra: “They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.“ – Looking for Alaska

Scorpio: “I couldn’t be mad at him for even a moment, and only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the foolishness of trying to save others from my own impending fragmentation: I couldn’t unlove Augustus Waters. And I didn’t want to. ” – The fault in our stars

Sagittarius: “All of a sudden, he wasn’t anyone’s boyfriend or anyone’s genius. And that—to use the kind of complex word you’d expect from a prodigy—blew. “ – An abundance of Katherines

Capricorn: “But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.”- Looking for Alaska

Aquarius: “Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.“ – Paper towns

Pisces:“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot.” – Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Source: fantasticzodiac

Signs as parks and rec quotes

Aries: “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”

Taurus: “You had me at meat tornado.”

Cancer: “If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”

Gemini: “Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.”

Leo: “Alcohol is fun and delicious.”

Virgo: “One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.”

Libra: “Treat yo self!!”

Scorpio: “I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless, and nothing matters, and I’m always tired.”

Sagittarius: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Capricorn: “I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

Aquarius: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it well.”

Pisces: “I think comic sans always screams ‘fun’.”

Source: horoskippy

What I think of the signs based on people I know.


Aries: surprisingly, I don’t think your as evil as people say. You’re really cool and funny.

Taurus: meh, don’t see why people think we get along. You kinda bore me.

Gemini: I hate some of you two faced bitches but some of you are actually really nice and I enjoy your company.

Cancer: how much do I hate you out of ten? Go fuck yourself / 10.

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