Aries: The fuck did you just say to me? I’ll bust your kneecaps.
Taurus: Guess what? I don’t give a fuck because you ate all my marshmallows. Did you think I would feel sympathy for you? Because I don’t. I don’t give a flying fuck what you do. Just give me my marshmallows you gelatin stealing son of a bitch.
Gemini: I will burn your mother’s house down. I understand that means I’m burning my own house down, but I’m gonna burn your mother’s house down.