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Aries – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

Aries – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

Things The Signs Are Guilty Of

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: unintentionally forcing their opinions and beliefs on others

Taurus: sugar coating everything

Gemini: getting off topic often

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Getting out of bed:

Gets up as soon as alarm goes off:

LEO, VIRGO, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN

Gets up slowly:

ARIES, GEMINI, LIBRA, SAGITTARIUS

Goes back to sleep:

TAURUS, CANCER, AQUARIUS, PISCES

pisces, aries, leo

Aries: HEY LOOK PISCES LEO’S COMING HIIII LEO PISCES WAS EXCITED TO SEE YOU *jabs Pisces*

Pisces: *whisper-yelling* Owww! Shhh he’ll hear us *blushes and almost falls down*

Leo: Hey Aries, hey Pisces *runs a hand through hair*

Aries: Hey Leo, what’s up? Pisces here was REALLY excited to see y-

Pisces: *punches Aries to the floor* Ar-Aries had too many beers earlier- So, um, guess what!

Leo: Yeah?

Pisces: I…I think I love you

Aries: *silently whooping and cheering and making faces at Pisces*

Leo: The feeling is mutual

Pisces: W-what? *blushes harder*

Leo: I love me too 😉

Pisces: …

Aries: …

Source: isoscel-ated

Horoscope. April 25, 2018

Aries: You will need to take a look at the renovations that are necessary.

Taurus: Realise that you don’t have to do everything yourself.

Gemini: Things will be hectic and family members will be erratic.

Cancer: Don’t be afraid to lay your cards on the table.

Leo: You can’t always have your own way. don’t be too eager to spend what’s left over; more unexpected expenses are evident.

Virgo: Curb your mood swings; they could result in loneliness.

Libra: Check your personal papers and make sure everything is in order.

Scorpio: Reevaluate your position and make decisions about your future goals.

Sagittarius: Sped time with youngsters today.

Capricorn: Try to male arrangements with close friends or relatives to spend a few days away.

Aquarius: Anger might lead to carelessness and minor injuries.

Pisces: You will find your vitality is lowered.

I love you or I like you?

“I will sarcastically insult you because I love you”

VIRGO – SCORPIO – CANCER – GEMINI – TAURUS – CAPRICORN

“I find it the most difficult to tell you I like you”

ARIES – SAGITTARIUS – AQUARIUS – LEO – LIBRA – PISCES

When life gives you lemons…

Sell them online:

Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius

Make a drink:

Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo

Squeeze them:

Capricorn, Aries, Libra

FREE LEMONS!:

Virgo, Gemini, Pisces

Pisces – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

Pisces – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

Aquarius – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !…

Aquarius – WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !

The Zodiac Signs As Feelings

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aries: how confident you feel after making a good comeback

Taurus: laughing with someone who shares your sense of humor

Gemini: the adrenaline of performing on stage with all eyes on you

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